An Afternoon at Ark Brewery

It is a rare thing for me to never had a beer from a New Jersey brewery in this day and age. Ark Brewery is in Lumberton, New Jersey and recently opened in 2021. Ark is one of the new age New Jersey brewery/pub hybrids meaning they have a full bar and liquor license. From the outside, the architecture looked like a giant, modern barn. Wooden panels all over the front façade with an A-Frame with a welcoming sign that said Ark Brewery, Restaurant & Pub. Ark also has a private room on their second floor and a huge outside space where live music can be played. We were met by Brewer, Kenny and General Manager, Andrew with beers in hand welcoming the entire Jersey Beer Guys and Girl posse. It was a full house from Rob, Amy and me plus Ian and Eric with guests Kenny and Andrew. Part 1 of the podcast is already out with part 2 coming out soon.

The Front Sign of Ark Brewery

One of the many topics that we talked about with Kenny and Andrew was how well the South Jersey brewing scene had treated them since they opened. While they have brewing equipment on the premises and intend to brew on site, they currently do not have a brewing license yet. They have been nomad brewing their beer at Dr. Brewlittle’s in Maple Shade, NJ with help from owner and legend Jack O’Connell. It is wonderful to see businesses working together to bring the consumer different and fun new creations. That seems to a motif within the industry that each brewery is willing to lend a helping hand to another brewery if needed. Kenny talked about his experience at Double Nickel Brewing in Pennsauken, NJ during the podcast about specific examples of when other breweries needed ingredients and how they got through those times.

Kenny (left), Andrew

Ark has a fully stocked bar with everything from their own beer that they make in house (more on that in a little), rotating guest taps, wine, and cocktails. Ark has several “guest” taps which means there are beers from other breweries. Those guest taps included two Tonewood beers on tap plus a Brotherton IPA and Allagash from Maine. One thing that stood out about the bar was how deep and space it was. You could have had 20 people behind the bar, and no one would have been cramped. That really fit in with the whole vibe of the place. It did not feel like your typical brewery. The customer cannot see the beer equipment or brewhouse from the restaurant or bar. The feeling it gives to the customer is that of an upscale basement bar. Between the depth behind the bar and room for the bartenders, it was as if I was in my friend’s bar and not at a commercial space. The bartenders and especially Kenny and Andrew made you feel as if we were just hanging out talking about beer and life rather than a business.

The first beer we had was their Double India Pale Ale called Cycle. It checked in at 8.1% ABV and was brewed at Dr. Brewlittle’s by Ark Brewery. The beer had a beautiful orange hue to it with a citrus nose that heavily perfumed the air. The taste was tropical and bright. Cycle had no hop burn and tasted as if it was 5% ABV instead of 8% plus. That made it a quintessential hashtag danger beer. It is hard to find a beer that has a high alcohol content that you want to keep drinking.

Cycle by Ark Brewery

The next beer we had was Ark Brewery’s collaboration with Dr. Brewlittle’s and soon to be opening Farm Truck Brewing in Medford called Three’s A Crowd. This beer was another 8% banger that was classified as a Saison. This was my favorite beer of the day. Three’s A Crowd had a gorgeous reddish orange glow to it. This beer had a funky, barnyard smell to it in the best possible way. The taste was that of a grapefruit rind and had a nice tartness to it. The Philly Sour Yeast was used as well as three different hops from New Zealand, Riwaka, Taiheke, and Motueka. This was an interest mix of ingredients that you do not typical see together that goes from ballroom dancing to mosh pit on the customer’s pallet with each sip. Amy said that it tasted like Spree Candies.

Three’s A Crowd by Ark, Dr. Brewliitle’s, and Farm Truck

We had two beer secret beers that were not yet on tap for public (don’t tell anyone). First was Pretty Little Thing, a 6% lager which was hopped with Magnum hops. It was extremely full bodied and coated the entire mouth. It had malty sweetness along with biscuit and bread like flavors that left you happy and full. There is no picture of this beer because it went down so smooth, my apologies. The 2nd secret beer was called Spirit Pigeon, a 5% Schwarzbier. The primary tasting notes of this beer was that of roasted malts and bitterness of coffee without being overpowering.

Andrew with Spirit Pigeon

Ark has a classic pub restaurant menu that features burgers, chicken sandwiches, and barbeque pulled pork and smoked brisket sandwiches. I had some pub pretzels that we served with house made beer cheese that did not disappoint. The match made in heaven, beer, beer-cheese and a nice salty pretzel. I went against what I usually get with a burger and opted for the Fried Chicken Sandwich and it was on point. It was expertly fried and extremely juicy with crisp lettuce and tomatoes that made the sandwich pop. The Volcano sauce was the ultimate kicker, it was an elevated Sriracha sauce that gave the sandwich a nice kick without giving you heartburn. The fries that it came with were atypical looking but delicious. My wife had the Fried Seasonal Veggies as an appetizer and said it was one of the best things she’s ever had and saved me none to try. She usually does not eat vegetables, so this is an amazing event in itself.

Pretzel with homemade Beer Cheese
Fried Chicken Sandwich with Fries

The beauty of this brewery is that they have a liquor license, so we were able to taste more creations than just beer. One such creation was called Bubba’s Jolly. Named after their chef Bubba, it was a mixture of Train Wreck Gin (from Mt. Holly, NJ), Peach Schnapps, cranberry and pineapple juice with a splash of Ginger Ale. The drink tasted exactly like a watermelon jolly rancher in the best way. Ark also makes these in to-go pouches like alcohol infused Capri-Suns.

Bubba’s Jolly

In addition to the Bubba’s Jolly, after the podcast was over, Andrew emerged from the bar with these milky white shots of liquid. In celebration of the day, we all took a shot. Amy was very apprehensive of what the shot was but took it anyway. It was a Key Lime Pie shot that tasted exactly like a slice of Key Lime Pie. Tart, Creamy, and full of lime without it being overly sweet or sour.

Overall, Ark Brewery is cool location with a bite and beverage for any tastes. What stood out to me was that we spent 4 plus hours there and by the end of the late afternoon/early evening it seemed like we were all very good friends despite not previously meeting Andrew or Kenny. Their enthusiasm and hard work comes out in the beer and the food and maybe most importantly the overall feeling of the place.

The Gang in the Brewhouse

Tony’s Takes – March Madness

Welcome to Tony’s Takes, this is reoccurring segment on the Jersey Beer Guys and Girl the Website where I sit with my jar pennies and throw in my 2 cents on my beer related opinions. This week’s take is a vignettes of quick hitting beer opinions and one non-Beer magma lava dying hypergiant take.

  1. Lactose in Beer

I am lactose intolerant, but I am a sucker for a milkshake IPA. I can only drink one in a day because it makes me gassier than Jupiter. I would say just let’s not put lactose in every beer. I would like to see more Sour IPAs and a West Coast IPAs being made. I love the hazy NEIPAs but let’s mix it up

  • Hard Seltzers and Slushies

Hard Seltzers are not for me. I’ve tried a lot of them, and they just do not taste good to me. I understand why breweries make them, they are less expensive to make than beer and gets the non-beer drinkers into the breweries. It is a great diversification of product. If there is any seltzer that any of my dozens and dozens of readers could recommend, I would try it. Slushies are the next thing. Brix City, Westville, and Three 3’s has all put out Slushies with beer in them and they are dangerous and delicious.

Cherry Slush by Westville Brewery in Westville, NJ
  • Green, Gimmick, and Adjuncts Beers

I am not for green St. Patty’s day beer but holiday inspired beers I am here for. Magnify released a beer for Easter called Egg Hunt which is an ice cream and marshmallow sour. Heavy Reel released Rum Ham which is a Fruited Berliner Weisse made with pineapple, cherry, and Atlantic sea salt. I need all of that plus a It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference. I love a good gimmick. Germany has beer purity laws and beer police that has been in place for 500 years called the Reinheitsgebot. I love adjuncts in beer. As you can tell from my gimmick beer take. Flaked oats in lagers. Fine by me. Marshmallow sour, sign me up. Pork in my porter, yes please. Maple Syrup in my stout. Absolutely.

Rum Ham by Heavy Reel located in Seaside Heights
  • South Jersey Brewery Madness Facebook Group

It has been two years since Brian Kieffer made a Facebook group that took all the South Jersey breweries and did a March Madness Style Bracket where people could vote on who the best Brewery was. The group currently has over 6,500 people in it. Brian announced that he would not be doing a voting bracket this year. While sad, it was a great exercise to see which breweries the most well liked and which breweries were grew from one year to the next. New Jersey is a criminally underrated beer state, and this group was a testament to that. I hope someone else continues it. (unrelated note: The Jersey Beer Guys Podcast family each filled out a bracket last year and the wager was one 4 pack of beer from everyone to the winner, I won, and I am still waiting for my beer. I believe it is talked about on the Swedesboro episode)

Screenshot of the SJ Brewery Madness Group run by the immortal Brian Kieffer
  • Nothing to do with Beer Take-Disney Edition

I spent a lot of time at home with my daughters over the last couple weeks due to an illness. I was showing them the older, non-Pixar Disney movies. I can only take so much Frozen and Coco. Beauty and the Beast was one of my favorites growing up, Be Our Guest is an absolute banger and top three Disney song. Beauty and the Beast has one of the best non-titular characters. Gaston. Gaston is not the bad guy/villain of Beauty and the Beast. Gaston is a war hero (French War Hero nonetheless) and a romantic (sets up a makeshift wedding by himself for Belle only to be brutally rebuffed). Gaston goes up against a bigger and stronger opponent embodied with magical powers to save the woman of his dreams and dies trying. Gaston is the hero in every other Disney movie. 

The Beast kidnaps Belle and then Stockholm Syndromes her until she breaks. The servants are the castle only see Belle as a means to an end to have their humanity restored. The servants help the Beast seem okay by serving all of Belle’s needs. I will also hear arguments for Maurice (Belle’s father) being the villain for letting his daughter switch places with him in a dungeon. What a garbage human being.

Gaston in all his glory

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The Brew Review-February 2022

By Tony Iocono

Welcome to the Brew Review on Jersey Beer Guys, pause for effect, The Website. This will be a reoccurring monthly segment where I highlight the best beer I drank in a certain month. I am not going to attribute a rating of the beer within the article, but the main point is going to try to highlight the beer and the brewery that makes it.  I am going to try to keep it to the local Greater Philadelphia and New Jersey area but occasionally a beer from outside our local area may be so transcendent that it makes an appearance.

(in alphabetical order by brewery)

Brewery: Chimney Rustic Ales

Where: Hammonton, NJ

Beer Name: Phantasmic Voyage

Beer Style: India Pale Ale – Imperial/Double

ABV: 7.6%

Background and Tasting Notes: Phantasmic Voyage is true to its name; a cosmic sojourn of swirling citrus and bright melon with a rounded, creamy finish without any added lactose. Phantasmic Voyage has everything you want in an IPA, it has a blast of dankness and a solid but inoffensive hop profile that highlights the best flavors of any great IPA. I would put this beer in the New England IPA category and after having some Tree House from Massachusetts this month, I can honestly say Phantasmic Voyage was either as good or better than every Tree House NEIPA I tried this month.  Phantasmic Voyage also delivered on something I rarely do, I had two full pours of it. Sometimes as you drink an IPA or heavily hopped beer, the hop burn becomes evident on your pallet as you drink it. After, two full pours, that was not the case. I could’ve even gone for a third pour if I was not driving. This would be a no-brainer everyday beer and honestly a true toss up between Chimney’s 43% Burnt Vanilla Porter. (Great Dillinger Escape Plan reference)

Phantasmic Voyage at Chimney Rustic Ales in Hammonton, NJ

Brewery: Dr. Brewlittle’s Beer Company

Where: Maple Shade, NJ

Beer Name: Timtern

Beer Style: Baltic Porter

ABV: 8%

Background and Tasting Notes: Owner Jack from Dr. Brewlittle’s is one of my favorite people. He has a passion for craft beer that comes off through his brewery. Normally, my millennial heart would’ve stopped me from ordering this beer, but Jersey Beer Guy Rob suggested that I get this beer. He is an expert on all things Dr. Brewlittle’s, so I obliged.  Baltic Porters are not a go-to style of beer for me. Per my untappd (follow me on untappd @TonyIocono) history, I have only checked in two Baltic Porters ever. This was not only the best Baltic Porter I have ever drunk but one of the best Porters. This beer was the biggest surprise of the month. I like dark beers, but I do not necessarily love them. The beer was robust and full of malty goodness yet not heavy. The main flavor was roasted malts and a hint of tobacco in the best way possible. After drinking about half of this beer, I gazed up at the tap list and realized this beer came in at 8%. A true part of the wizardry of craft beer is being able to hide the ABV behind the depth of flavors. This beer delivered on taste without being boozy.

Bonus: Listen to the upcoming Jersey Beer Guys episode with Ark Brewery. The Timtern beer gets talked about, mainly the person (Tim) who brewed it.

Timtern by Dr. Brewlittle’s in Maple, Shade, NJ

Brewery: Gusto Brewing Company

Where: Cape May, NJ

Beer Name: Disco Flip

Beer Style: India Pale Ale – Imperial/Double – West Coast

ABV: 8.5%

Background and Tasting Notes: I first drank this during the podcast with Gusto and I am pretty sure you can hear me moan just slightly. And it was just the tip…of the iceberg with this beer. My quote on the podcast was “if this was every West Coast IPA, the New England IPAs would never have been a style.” West Coast IPAs are not a go-to style. It seemed for a while the move was to make everything unbearable hoppy and see how many IBU (International Bitterness Units) they could pack into a beer. It was a pallet wrecker and soiled any other beer (or food) you would follow it with. Enter Disco Flip, a true to style, a hoppy and dank with a great body and citrus and tropical flavors aplomb. There was no heavy bitterness or overly strong negative flavors that sometimes hamper the West Coast style. This is a style that has faded due to the rise of New England style IPAs. However, this is the best version of West Coast Style and I would love to see Gusto or anyone try a session version of this for all day use. When the citrus and hops act so harmoniously it is a thing of beauty.

The Last Sip of Disco Flip from Gusto Brewing in Cape May, NJ

Brewery: Slack Tide Brewing Company

Where: Clermont, NJ

Beer Name: Head Shake – Peach

Beer Style: India Pale Ale – Milkshake

ABV: 7.1%

Background and Tasting Notes: Slack Tide is one of my favorite breweries and they are criminally underrated because they put out at least one delicious beer in every style. The first iteration of Head Shake was a pineapple version and it was my top beer of 2019. It tasted like a Dole Whip in beer form. Blasts your tastes bud with vanilla and pineapple without being cloying or too milky from the lactose. The younger sibling of the Head Shake Pineapple is not much different. The Peach version also attacks your taste buds with a heavy stone fruit tartness and a creamy finish. The vanilla is not as pronounced as in the Pineapple version but is still there akin to a Haagen Dazs Peach ice cream. The peach lends a sweet but not overpowering essence. I hope Slack Tide keeps making more beers in this series.

Head Shake – Peach from Slack Tide Brewing in Clermont, NJ

Brewery: 7Mile Brewery

Where: Rio Grande, NJ

Beer Name: Just Juice

Beer Style: India Pale Ale – New England/Hazy

ABV: 7%

Background and Tasting Notes: I had this beer on tap at the Haddon Township PJ Whelian’s. Yeah, I know this is the 4th IPA on this list, but I like what I like. Just Juice is an interesting beer. The name screams that this is going to be a juice bomb but comes in as an oddly poundable 7% beer that I could drink all day. It is a softer tasting IPA than the look of it gives. The notes of overripe mango linger on your tongue but doesn’t stay too long. It was right down the middle with a nice blend of hoppiness and citrus. This is a beer I would introduce to someone who has never had an IPA to. None of the taste is too strong yet packs enough taste to bring back for more. The picture below has beautiful lacing around the glass. I kicked the keg at PJ’s so 7Mile is doing beer correctly far away from home.

Just Juice from 7Mile Brewery via Haddon Twp PJ’s